Solving Humanity's Riddles - Zeno, Parmenides, Plato, Berkley and the Trolley

Me to Zeno, "I see where you are going with this."

Me to Parmenides, "This one sentence cannot change as it is only one word on the matter."

Me to Plato, "May the chair of leadership never seek to unseat you."

Me to Bishop Berkeley "May the bullet that passes through your brain find your perception center to be as real as your own Irish feet."

Me to Phillipa Foot and Judith Jarvis Thomson, "Actually, the trolley tracks travel to a new world where morality is not reduced to numbers."